Uji English Pronunciation Kamu dengan Puisi ini!

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PELAFALAN

Hai, Learners! Bagaimana perkembangan belajar kalian? Semoga lancar ya… Apa jangan-jangan kalian sudah termasuk jajaran ahli bahasa inggris? Wah perlu diuji nih! giphy (1)

Kalian pernah mendengar puisi berjudul The Chaos? Jadi puisi The Chaos adalah puisi klasik berbahasa Inggris karya Gerrard Nolst Trenité. Puisi ini berisikan 800 kerancuan yang terdapat dalam Bahasa Inggris yang, katanya, jika kamu bisa melafalkan satu-persatu kata di dalamnya tanpa kendala maka kemampuan bahasa inggris-mu sudah mencapai level dewa! (like a god) Terdengar berlebihan sih ya? Tapi yang pasti jika kamu bisa melafalkan kata-kata dalam puisi ini dengan lancar, niscayalah kamu telah masuk pada golongan orang-orang yang menguasai bahasa inggris lebih baik dari sebagian besar penutur asli bahasa itu sendiri. giphy (2)

Jadi seperti apa sih puisinya? Check yuk!

 

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation — think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough —
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

 

Jadi bagaimana? Sudah menyerah belajar bahasa inggris? (laugh) eits jangan berkecil hati begitu ya, karena bukan Cuma kamu yang kesusahan membaca puisi ini. Konon ada seorang berkewarganegaraan perancis yang bahkan memilih untuk kerja buruh selama enam sebulan daripada harus membaca 6 bait dari puisi ini keras-keras. So don’t be discouraged, guys!

Untuk kamu yang mau tahu nih bagaimana cara pelafalan kata-kata diatas dengan benar (dalam akses British English) bisa klik link ini ya!

 

referensi:

http://ncf.idallen.com/english.html

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